No, it’s not a Burt Kreischer reference. Milk Machine Vintage is the result of a first-time mom’s attempt to get some identity back. And the name grossed out one of my co-workers.

Two kids in, I’ve managed to develop a small business based on vintage, sustainable clothing and work on upcycling fashion and home goods that feed an innate need to create.

Custom embroidery is available and encouraged. We will also wholesale. Inquire for pricing.

My hope is that you don’t just buy clothing, but that you wear things that love you back.

What People Say

I wore that back in the day.

Your Mom

I could make that.

Every 3rd person at a craft show

So do it then.

The Milk Machine

Let’s wholesale.